Driving home from lunch today with 3 of my co-workers, I ended up behind a Saturn Outlook. I remarked that cars shouldn’t be named after Microsoft products. Someone said they though it would be cool. This led to remarks like:
- Pontiac Word. If you drive it too long, it crashes.
- The Pontiac Word has a Convert to Bus feature.
- Chevy Powerpoint. We decided it would be sporty, like a Mustang.
- We all agreed we’d buy a car called the Dreamweaver.
- And isn’t there already a car called Excel and Entourage?
Maybe we were on to something…
